If you're lucky enough to live next to a lake, it also provides you the opportunity to design and build a custom boat house, which is even better than a garage, because it has water for a floor.
If you live in cooler climates, lakes also give you a legitimate reason to purchase a hovercraft - something every man wants, but which is monumentally impractical, unless like I said, you live near a cold lake and volunteer with the fire department, mounted patrol, etc.
Lake Louise, Alberta Canada:
Whitefish Lake, Whitefish Montana:
OldMan boathouse:

Plus, lakes allow FISHING, the perfect old man lifestyle sport. Fishing requires you to sit quietly for hours outside and then have a snack at the end. What could be more old manny?
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